Patron: Hi I’ve come to check in my library card.
Me: …check… in?
Patron: Yes.
Me: What does that mean?
Patron: Well I wanna see about my library card.
Me: …what does that mean?
Patron: Well you know how people come in and ask about their cards
Me: not really, no
Patron: I just need to check in.
Me: Have you ever had a library card?
Patron: Yes.
Me:
Patron:
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Me: So… do you have it?
Patron: Well obviously not.
Me: Nothing is obvious about you.