Patron: Oh, god. My wallet is old. Can I get a new library card?
Me: Sure! Have you like, lost it lost it, or did you just forget it today?
Patron, opening their ancient wallet: Everything here is just falling apart. Like my life.
Several coins fall out of Patron’s wallet and ping loudly on the stone library floor before rolling well out of reach.
Patron sighs.
Me: Hahahahaha that was very well timed
Patron: I’m glad someone thinks it’s funny