Before I opened the blog, #TodayAtTheLibrary and #MattsTallTales existed only on facebook.
Me: I posted a #TodayAtTheLibrary like an hour ago and nobody has liked it
Me: Oh god
Me: Am I not funny anymore? Have I lost my edge?
Me: What if I offended my 7 or 8 readers?
Me: How will I feel validated?
Me: I’ll never work in this town again.
Me: OH THE HUMANITY
Post Privacy: Set to “Only Me”
Me: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm