Me: So, the Oscars are a bullshit awards ceremony
Me: BUT
Me: Black Panther got nominated for best picture, and that’s pretty cool.
Lexi: Pfft. Old news, I’ve known that forever.
Me: …It was just announced today.
Lexi: Yeah, like an HOUR AGO.
Me: 🙄
Lexi: You engage in hyperbole all the time.
Me: But
Lexi: THIS IS WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE