My Friend Violet: god, if I had a kid 18 years ago I’d be done now. When my youngest grows up, I’ll be… 60
Her Husband Zev: and I’ll be ripe old 44Parenting
Me: yeah my mom was 39 when she had me so I know what that looks like
Oldest Child: what was that?
Violet: just that when you and your sibling grow up I’ll be 60
Oldest child: maybe not
Violet: why’s that?
Oldest Child: well… I might stay longer. I want to make sure I can save up to afford a really nice house.
Me, Violet, Zev, who are all broke as shit: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Us: good luck kid