FRIDAY, JULY 20TH
Two people argue over a parking spot outside a crowded restaurant where I’m waiting for breakfast. I could mediate, but they’re both being horrible, it’s not even 9am yet, and I think parking disputes in general are fucking stupid.
Entitled Ass 1: hey everyone! This is a public spot and THEY ARE STANDING IN IT! LOOK EVERYONE I GET TO SHAME THEM HAHAHAHA
Entitled Ass 2: im trying to shoot a commercial here. Car’s gonna back out and into here and I’ll be gone
Me, internally: that’s not how shooting a commercial works. If you’re doing this professionally you need to do better and make arrangements and who the fuck thought it was a good idea to shoot a commercial utilizing public street parking during Comic-Con?
Entitled Ass 1: you can’t do that. I want my breakfast!
Me, internally: it’s a 15-minute spot pal, you’re not gonna order and eat in 15 minutes
Entitled Ass 2 grabs a rideshare bicycle and puts it in the spot. They sit down in their own parked car. Entitled Ass 1 moves the bike back to the sidewalk.
Me, internally: clearly the solution here is to talk about logistics, shoot the commercial, and let #2 park.
Entitled Ass 2: You’re a horrible person!
Me, internally: buuuuuuuuut you’re both pricks and this is fun to watch, so