Coworker: Don’t you just love paying the bills?
Me: I just spend nearly an entire paycheck on my new bathroom floor.
Coworker: You know what you need to do?
Me: Yes actually, I-
Coworker: Find someone with real real good car insurance and get ‘em to hit you.
Me: I… thought you were going to tell me to marry a millionaire.
Coworker: Who has time for that