My work email blips.
Me: Hey Patron. You’re not parked on 20th st, are you?
Patron: No, I walked here. Why?
Me: Staff just got an email that someone on 20th st is about to get towed.
Patron: You know, I got a $45 parking ticket every day for two weeks once.
Me: And that’s why I don’t own a car.
Coworker: The PPA* are monsters.
*Philadelphia Parking Authority