Patron: Excuse me, where’s the travel DVD section?
Me: Right this way! Ta-daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Patron: …
Patron: Why’s the movie “Phone Booth” in here?
Me: Because I missed it when I was going through that section not five minutes ago!
Patron: Hah
Patron: It’s like, when you go through planning your trip and you see “Phone Booth” and suddenly you’re wondering if you wanna stay home
Me: I don’t know that Phone Booth is worth staying home for
Patron: I thought it was fun