Coworker: Wash your hands.
Me: ?
Coworker: I ain’t talkin shit
Me: ???
Coworker: I don’t know why.
Me: Oh, I get it.
Me: Are you always on the phone at work? Don’t you think that’s a little unprofessional?
Coworker: You have a blog about your job that you write while you are on the clock at that job.
Me:
Coworker:
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Coworker:
Me: Carry on.