FRIDAY, JULY 20TH
Security Guard: Excuse me! Those cameras are off right?
Me, carrying two cameras in an area where cameras are absolutely not regulated: I mean they’re unplugged and pointed at the ceiling so probably
Security Guard: Good. I didn’t wanna be in anyone’s photo and mess up your shot!
Me, internally: but most photos have people in the background and these are clearly video cameras
Security Guard: heyyyyyy you from Duck Dynasty ain’tcha?
Me: …no
Security Guard: you keep on growin that beard, and you’ll be on in no time
Me: no.