Photograph

FRIDAY, JULY 20TH

Security Guard: Excuse me! Those cameras are off right?

Me, carrying two cameras in an area where cameras are absolutely not regulated: I mean they’re unplugged and pointed at the ceiling so probably

Security Guard: Good. I didn’t wanna be in anyone’s photo and mess up your shot!

Me, internally: but most photos have people in the background and these are clearly video cameras

Security Guard: heyyyyyy you from Duck Dynasty ain’tcha?

Me: …no

Security Guard: you keep on growin that beard, and you’ll be on in no time

Me: no.

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