Me: So, I think I’m gonna try out some new pickup lines.
Jilly: Okay
Me: One of these is definitely a hit.
Jilly: You know pickup lines don’t work, right?
Me: But these will. Okay, so… Hey gurrrrrrrl
Jilly: Nope
Me: Are you a Pokemon? Because I’d like a Peek-at-choo!
Jilly: That’s good actually. Tried and true classic. What else ya got?
Me: Hey gurrrrrrl
Jilly: Nobody likes that part
Me: Are you a Pokemon? Because this whole political situation has me going hashtag Mewtwo!
Jilly: That’s… so stupid it almost works.
Me: Hey gurrrrrrl
Jilly: No.
Me: Are you a Pokemon? Because I wanna make your vulva sore
Jilly: Go away forever