Patron: I don’t know what my PIN is, so I can’t use the self-checkout.
Me: No worries! What would you like it to be?
Patron: Oh, I can just make one? Hmm… What’s a good number… hmmmMMmmMmMm…
Patron: 1107*.
Me: Are you going to remember that next time?
Patron: …no.
Me: You wanna pick something else?
Patron: I, uh… I’ll just write it down. Thanks.
Me: See you after you lose that piece of paper!
Patron: Shut up
*Come on you already know I changed it