Me: Good morning! How are you today?
Patron: Fair to poor. How about yourself?
Me: I’m… did you just say “very poor”?
Patron: “Fair to poor”. But I only say that to check who’s listening.
Me: Oh.
Patron: And out of… maybe 20 people I’ve talked to today, you’re the first one to hear it! Congrats.
Me: …thanks.