Patron: What made you choose this job?
Me: Well really, this job chose me.
Patron: What do you mean?
Me: I got a phone call from the library and I said yes!
Patron: And that’s it?
Me: Basically, yeah.
Patron: That’s no reason to work someplace!
Me: In this economy? That is… the best reason to work someplace.
Patron: But you gotta be positive. Are you positive or negative?
Me, thinking that being rational will help anyone ever: That… depends on the hour.
Patron: Well then you shouldn’t work here because this is always positive.
Me: Uh