Coworker: So Matt
Coworker: Have I asked you to do anything today?
Me: Yes
Coworker: What was it?
Me: … I don’t remember
Coworker: Are you just saying yes so I don’t ask you for a favor?
Me: Yes
Coworker: So there’s this website
Me: hnnnnnnnng
Coworker: It’s called
Me: I am not joining your pyramid scheme.
Coworker: It’s not a pyramid scheme! Anyway, if you sign up and
Me: No
Coworker: It’s basically free money and
Me: No
Coworker: It’s not even that much work and
Me: No
Coworker: It’s basically free coupons! Like if you had an account at walmart.com . I know you better than to ask you to join a pyramid scheme.
Me: Are you currently in a pyramid scheme?
Coworker: Of course!
Me: Go away
Ten Minutes Later…
Me: Hey Other Coworker, Coworker is trying to recruit me into their pyramid scheme
Other Coworker: OH MY GOD ME TOO