Me: Hey Lexi! Check out this new shirt someone just got me!
Lexi: That’s great! That’s a big Jesus to ride a t-rex like that
Me: Is that a t-rex? I thought it was a velociraptor.
Lexi: No, see, it has the tiny arms.
Cait: Hey guys!
Me: Hey hey hey look at my shirt.
Lexi: Matt and I couldn’t decide if it was a t-rex or a raptor.
Cait: The prophecy foretold that Jesus would return on the Raptuor. Rapture. Raptor. Raptureraptor.
Us: Yeah that’s definitely it
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