Patron: Oh, I don’t need that receipt. Could you throw it away for me?
Me: No, actually. You need it to leave the building.
Patron: …oh.
Patron’s child grabs the receipt and starts waving it in the air
Patron’s Child: We neeeeeeeed thiiiiiiiiiiis
Patron: I don’t think you need to do that with it, though
Me: No, they’re onto something here. I think we’re going to add interpretive dance to our security requirements
Patron: NO