Patron comes up, can’t find their card. Struggles for a moment, before giving me their ID. I type their name into the system, and…
Me: Oh, shit. Hi, Regular Patron! That was so bizarre, I didn’t recognize you for a second. Did you cut your hair?
Regular Patron: No, I actually need to get it cut.
Me: New shirt?
Regular Patron: Come on man I always wear stuff like this
Me: Do you… yeah, you always wear glasses.
Regular Patron: These are my Clark Kent glasses though.
Regular Patron removes their glasses.
Me: THERE YOU ARE