Remember Me?

FRIDAY, JULY 20TH

Blonde woman makes eye contact with me. I nod politely. Blonde woman approaches me. Oh hey, she likes my Clippy costume. Blonde woman comes into hug me.

Shit, Blonde Woman knows me.

Me, faking it: Heyyyyyyyyyyy

Her: hi!! So good to see you again!

Me: haha right?

Her: I’m headed back to the staff room and then I’m gonna crash some panels.

Me: awesome! We… should totally hang out soon. Do I have your number?

Her, handing me a business card: well you do now

So I punch her digits into my phone and it pops up as a contact: “Mystery Blonde Who Knows Me” and I suddenly remember doing this exact same thing a year ago.

I’m real bad at this, everyone.

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