FRIDAY, JULY 20TH
Blonde woman makes eye contact with me. I nod politely. Blonde woman approaches me. Oh hey, she likes my Clippy costume. Blonde woman comes into hug me.
Shit, Blonde Woman knows me.
Me, faking it: Heyyyyyyyyyyy
Her: hi!! So good to see you again!
Me: haha right?
Her: I’m headed back to the staff room and then I’m gonna crash some panels.
Me: awesome! We… should totally hang out soon. Do I have your number?
Her, handing me a business card: well you do now
So I punch her digits into my phone and it pops up as a contact: “Mystery Blonde Who Knows Me” and I suddenly remember doing this exact same thing a year ago.
I’m real bad at this, everyone.