Patron walks into my department.
Patron: Excuse me sir, does the line start here or there?
Me: I mean, technically it starts there but there’s not line right now so it doesn’t really-
Patron goes to “Line Starts Here” sign and my coworker calls them over. Patron puts their backpack on the counter.
Patron: So which one of you two am I supposed to talk to?
Coworker: Either one, doesn’t matter.
Patron takes their backpack off the counter and comes over to me.
Me: Wait what
Patron: Yes hi hello, I have some CDs to return and I’d like to take some new ones out.
Me, pointing to drop box: K so the drop box is over there and the music department is across the hall
Patron leaves.
2 minutes later
Patron returns.
Patron: So what’s the process for returning stuff
Me, slamming forehead into keyboard: uh