Librarian from another department: Hey Matt, we kinda gave you all of our rubber bands. Could I have, like, a handful?
Me: Sure
Me: See, we get them from every department when they send over their holds, and then they go into these big baskets.
Me: Unless you’re this doofus
Coworker: Hey!
Me: They just throw all the rubber bands in the garbage.
Coworker: We have so many!
Me: Then give them to the other departments!
Coworker: Even then it’s too many!
Me: WE PAY FOR THESE
Coworker: THAT IS NOT MY PROBLEM
Librarian from another department: Sooooo… can I have some or what?