Parent: Look. “Make sure your children know and obey the Library’s rules”.
Parent hands child a pamphlet.
Child, reading: Hmmmm
Child: I don’t like the library rules.
Me: Is that so? Why not?
Child: It’s too… safe.
Me: Too safe. Too safe. You want the library to be dangerous.
Child: Yeah!
Me: What kind of danger should you encounter at the library?
Child: Uhhhhhhh
Child: I don’t know. Just… not this safe.
Me: Do you want to get eaten by a lion?
Child: That sounds exciting.
Parent: Tell you what, kid: I’ll throw a book at your face later. Would that make you feel better?
Child: …
Child: Yes.