Receptionist: uhhhhhh…
Receptionist: First name James? Middle initial M?
Me: not even gonna try it, huh?
Receptionist: haha nope
Me: cmon what do you think it is?
Receptionist: I don’t know. How do you say it?
Me: KAH-trin
Receptionist: what
Me: KAH-trin.
Receptionist: … you are not the James I am looking for.
Me: Oh
Receptionist: Uhhh… James…. uhhhhh… K…kuh…onis…burg*?
Me: sometimes my privilege really likes to highlight itself
*Come on y’all you know I changed the name