Me: Hey, Security Guard. Mind opening this lock for me?
Security Guard: Yeahyeah sure thing here just take the key
Me, not hearing that last part and walking away: Thanks!
Security Guard: Wait wait, sir, wait! Here.
Me, taking the key: Wait
Me: Did you just call me ‘sir’?
Security Guard: Uhhhhh
Me: HAH You have no idea what my name is do you
Security Guard: …
Me: I’m absolutely never telling you