Scotch Tape

MONDAY, JULY, 23RD

In between rounds of playing with my brother’s dog, we actually had to do some work.

Dad: would you help me tape up this luggage?

Me: do I have a choice?

Dad: you sure don’t

Me: fine

Dad struggles with the packing tape.

Dad, a baby boomer: ugh. This is the Scotch corporation! You’d think they’d make their product a little easier to use.

Me: dude. The fact that it’s a massive corporation means they don’t have to and don’t want to do better.

Dad: blah blah blah baby-boomer economics blah blah major corporation blah they have a responsibility to make a fine product blah

Me: that thinking is why everything sucks right now.

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