Me: So, Lady Friend 1, your first husband was-
Lady Friend 2: Tiny man. Ohhh… sorry… I kind of blurted that out.
Lady Friend 1 shrugs.
Me: Saw his dick, didja?
Lady Friend 2: No, I didn’t, but-
Me, turning to Lady Friend 1: Saw his dick, didja?
Lady Friend 1: Once or twice. I think.
Me: What, you didn’t fuck him?
Lady Friend 1: He… wasn’t great. I mostly block out those memories.
Me, internally: I wonder how many women say that about me