Patron returns a bunch of books late. It’s not terrible, but it was because of negligence rather than an honest mistake.
Me: All right, everything is returned. Before you can check anything out, you’ll have to pay your fine.
Patron: Do I got any books on hold?
Me: Yes, 5, actually.
Patron: And I can’t check em out?!
Me: Not until you pay off the fine, no.
Patron, twirling her hair and adjusting her bust: There isn’t, ah… any way you could waive the fine, is there?
Me, gagging: Absolutely not.
Patron, dropping her “sexy” act: HUMPH