I went to a party after leaving dinner with Adam McGovern and all his other one-liners I wish I had written down. It was really loud, and I don’t generally care for this sort of thing, so I was off in a corner trying to make friends.
DJ: Yo yo yo, any sexy nerds in here make some noooooise!
Me: Woo.
Guy Next To Me: I’m a’ight!
Everyone Else: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Guy Next To Me: Y’all could do worse.