Sexy Nerds

I went to a party after leaving dinner with Adam McGovern and all his other one-liners I wish I had written down. It was really loud, and I don’t generally care for this sort of thing, so I was off in a corner trying to make friends.

DJ: Yo yo yo, any sexy nerds in here make some noooooise!

Me: Woo.

Guy Next To Me: I’m a’ight!

Everyone Else: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Guy Next To Me: Y’all could do worse.

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