Patron: Is this where you go to check out books?
Me: It sure is! How’s it going today?
Patron: I’m fantastic! How are you?
Me: I am similrilrielty
Me: simililrlylry
Me: Simililimliml
Me: Sim-il-ar-ly
Me: fantastic.
Me: Similarly.
Me: That’s surprisingly difficult to say.
Patron: Similillililarly
Coworker: Simillallyleltre. Lee.
Me: Similar. Lee.
Me: Wait
Me: What was it that you needed?