Singing

Me: Oh hey neighbor! You’re looking spiffy tonight. What’s the occasion?

Neighbor: We’re going out to a white party tonight.

Me: What’s a white party?

Neighbor: It’s a party.

Neighbor gestures to their all-white outfit.

Neighbor: But you gotta wear all white.

Me: That seems pretty straightforward.

Neighbor: Yeah. My uncle’s gonna be singing there. It’s gonna be good. He’s an incredible singer.

Neighbor: Yeah, yeah, all of my family can sing. My mom can sing, my uncle can sing, my siblings can all sing…

Neighbor: But I can’t sing for shit

Me: It’s true, you really can’t.

Neighbor: What was that?

Me: Nothing!

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