Me: Oh hey neighbor! You’re looking spiffy tonight. What’s the occasion?
Neighbor: We’re going out to a white party tonight.
Me: What’s a white party?
Neighbor: It’s a party.
Neighbor gestures to their all-white outfit.
Neighbor: But you gotta wear all white.
Me: That seems pretty straightforward.
Neighbor: Yeah. My uncle’s gonna be singing there. It’s gonna be good. He’s an incredible singer.
Neighbor: Yeah, yeah, all of my family can sing. My mom can sing, my uncle can sing, my siblings can all sing…
Neighbor: But I can’t sing for shit
Me: It’s true, you really can’t.
Neighbor: What was that?
Me: Nothing!