So I took an impromptu trip to DC with Jilly the other weekend. Didn’t love it!
DC’s a weird place to be. Lots of very smug-looking MAGA-hatted folks who seem to be pleased with the whole kids-in-cages thing. But hey, at least the Smithsonian was cool. Me, on the other hand, not so cool.
Jilly: Hey are you ok?
Me, not ok: yeah no I’m great. Just dandy
Jilly: You are decidedly not ok.
Me, falling over: It’s sO SUNNY OUTSIDE and I hate it and it makes me sleepy
Jilly: We can go back to the hotel
Me: NO we are at the Smithsonian and I WILL ENJOY IT
Jilly: I’m going to go actually enjoy the museum, you pass out on this bench
Me, snoring: Sounds g…