Also see: Snax!
Coworker: Matt, I’m gonna go to the bathroom if anyone needs me
Me: Cool, bring me back a sandwich
Coworker: I… uh… you… do you want a sandwich that came from the restroom?
Me: Thrill me.
3 minutes later
Coworker: I found somethin for you
Me: Seriously?!
Coworker hands me a big donut… fritter… thing.
Me: HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THIS