Me, sarcastically: Oh, you know how much I hate being on the desk.
Coworker: I don’t know why you wouldn’t.
Me: What?? The desk is the best part of the job.
Coworker: I don’t know what’s wrong with you.
Me: I don’t know what’s wrong with YOU! You know humans evolved as social creatures, right?
Coworker: I do not.
…I’m not saying that everyone in a library is an anti-social introvert, but there are more than a few of us! (Especially in catalouging.)
There’s room for everyone here!