Me: hm this sticker really doesn’t want to come off. I know! I’ll use that adhesive remover stuff!
Me: aw jeez this sure smells flammable. Better use it next to the stove while my kettle boils.
Me: 🎶🎶🎶
Me: hmm. I bet this is like an industrial solvent. Probably shouldn’t rub it off with my finger. Oh I’m sure it’s fine.
Me: welllll I’m not actually sure what I’m doing. Better check the instructions.
Instructions: use gloves and keep this shit away from open flames you fucking idiot
Me: hmm