My phone rings.
Me: God dammit who’s calling me?
Acquaintance: Lookit Mister Popular over here!
Me, on phone: Hello?
Me: Hello? Who is this?
Me: Fuck off, I’m blocking this number.
Acquaintance: That sounds kinda harsh.
Me: I registered a website domain a couple months ago and I’ve been getting spam calls ever since.
Acquaintance: What website?
Me, handing them a Matt’s Tall Tales business card: This one!
Acquaintance looks at the card.
Me: It’s a business card. Take it.
Acquaintance: I don’t want that! You just said you signed up there and get spam calls!
Me: No, no. I registered a domain and my phone number and email are now on the public record. I didn’t “sign up there”
Acquaintance: No way man, I’m not gonna risk it
Me:
Headdesk