Me: Yooo check out this gif of scientists collecting silk from a spider!
Acquaintance: That’s horrible!
Me: No no, it’s alive and well. They just pinned the legs down so they can get some silk.
Acquaintance: UGH! Would you want someone to strap you down and extract… stuff… from your wee-wee?
Me: …Do you think I cum spider silk? Or that I wouldn’t enjoy that scenario?
Acquaintance: uh
Me: DON’T ASK QUESTIONS YOU DON’T WANT ANSWERED.