Very drunk idiot: excuse me
Me: I can smell you.
Very drunk idiot: if me and my friend are trying to go up is this the train?
Me: …
Very drunk idiot: hahahahaha we’re going to Levittown
Me: this is the subway. If you’re leaving Philadelphia you want regional rail.
Very drunk idiot: yeah we want that
Very drunk idiot: is this that?
Me: no this is the subway. You want regional rail. Go up the stairs and into the big train station
Very drunk idiot: but this is the regional rail.
Me: no it’s not. Go up. Physically up. We are underground. The regional rail is not
Meanwhile, the train I was waiting for comes and leaves while I try to talk to this loser.
Me: god dammit
Very drunk idiot: shit
Very drunk idiot: that was our train
Me: I’m going now