Me: Hey, did you see the new Star Wars trailer?
Friend: What? Star Wars trailer?
Me: That’s what I said, yeah.
Friend: Cards on the table: I completely forgot that was happening.
Me: You forgot?
Friend: I was so overwhelmed by the hype for Glass and then Endgame that I forgot. And now that I remember, I don’t care.
Me: You don’t care?
Friend: Did you even see The Last Jedi? Of course I don’t care.
Friend: Do you care?
Me: …not really, no.
Friend: See?
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Friend: So, wanna go see it opening night?
Me: well duh