Star Wars

Me: Hey, did you see the new Star Wars trailer?

Friend: What? Star Wars trailer?

Me: That’s what I said, yeah.

Friend: Cards on the table: I completely forgot that was happening.

Me: You forgot?

Friend: I was so overwhelmed by the hype for Glass and then Endgame that I forgot. And now that I remember, I don’t care.

Me: You don’t care?

Friend: Did you even see The Last Jedi? Of course I don’t care.

Friend: Do you care?

Me: …not really, no.

Friend: See?

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Friend: So, wanna go see it opening night?

Me: well duh

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