Me, behind the dropbox: Oh god. Oh, my god. Oh these DVDs are all… sticky…
Me, spraying the plastic covers with sanitizer: Why. Why is this my life?
Distressed Coworker: Matt? Could you check those DVDs in… like, now?
Me: I’m working on it. They’re really really gross.
Distressed Coworker: Okay okay but can you get them in the system please? This patron is being just awful.
Me: Okay okay.
Distressed Coworker: OH MY GOD THEY’RE STICKY
Me: I TRIED TO TELL YOU