Jilly: this Pokémon doesn’t wanna get caught
Jilly: get in the ball you lil fuck
Jilly: SEEDOT
Jilly: SUBMIT TO MEEEE
Me, quietly: I’ll submit to you
Jilly: YEAH
Jilly: I own you, motherfucker. Obey my every whim!
Me: ok
Jilly: SUBMITTTTTT
Me: do I submit like, an application or some kind of form?
Jilly: its a book report.
Me: on?
Jilly: Atlas Shrugged
Me: 😧😱😭