FRIDAY, JULY 20TH
I guess it’s technically Saturday now but whatever you’re not my dad
After watching a large number of people I love win the greatest award comics has to offer, Dad and I took a victory trip to only the most esteemed of Subways.
Dad: I gotta sit down. Order me a 6-inch tuna melt
Me: I’ll get a 12 inch and we’ll just split it. You want that toasted?
Me: shit. It’s a melt. Ya gotta toast it.
Everyone at the restaurant chuckles.
Me: listen you’re not the only one who’s tired it’s like one in the morning
Dad: yeah but I’m old. What’s your excuse?
Me: I have to put up with you.