Jilly and I watched Sully.
Me: Wow. What a soulless cash grab.
Jilly: This movie was devoid of artistic integrity.
Me: It’s like some unpaid intern shat out a screenplay and Eastwood grabbed it and shot that draft.
Jilly: Clint Eastwood made this? No wonder it’s so full of nationalism and obvious 9/11 references.
Me: He should go back to yelling at that fucking chair.
Jilly: Have you actually watched that video lately? I thought it would be funny but it’s really just sad.
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Both of us, to each other: I love hating things with you.