Me: So what are all these chairs for?
Coworker: Summer Reading kickoff is today.
Me: oh, good. So comes the horde.
Coworker: Even better. The Philly Phanatic is gonna be here.
Me: What, we couldn’t spring for Gritty?
Coworker: I don’t think Gritty is appropriate for a mostly-children event.
Me: I disagree.