Lexi: Yeah yeah, keep talking shit, colonizer.
Me: Hey! I’m not a colonizer! My people were Welsh! I, too, am an oppressed people!
Lexi: …are you really doing this
Me: Yes. I am.
Lexi: And how does the torment of your ancestors translate into your day-to-day life?
Me: Oh, not even a tiny bit. I’m as privileged as they come.
Lexi: …
Me: But I am technically right so HAH