Me: Ah, it’s time to pick out which shirts I’ll wear to Comic-Con. I need to represent my brand well.
Me: But I haven’t made any Matt’s Tall Tales shirts yet, so I can’t represent my brand too well.
Me: Star Wars shirt, Star Wars shirt, Star Wars shirt… hmm…
Me: Hey, how come this is all the way in the back of my dresser?
My friend Joe is in this band Nobody Yet, and I love it, I love him, and I think the shirts are pretty fuckin cool, too.
Me: I don’t normally wear white, but this is a great shirt! Why in the world did I push it all the way to the back-
And then I flipped it around.
It’s a little bit hard to see in the photo, but all those little dark specs? I must have worn this during a rainstorm while on my bicycle- since I don’t have a rear fender, all the wet muck and rocks and stuff splash onto my back sometimes, and this is what happens when you wear white.
Sorry Joe, but I think this is a painting-around-the-house shirt now.