Patron: I can’t reserve a computer.
Me, taking their card: Okay
Patron: And is there anywhere I can extend my computer time?
Me: No, you get one hour per day.
Patron: Well then maybe they should stop messing with peoples’ computers at home!
Me: We have no way to interfere with your home computer.
Patron: I’m not talking to YOU I’m talking to god!
Patron: I can do that, can’t I?
Me: If you say so.
Patron: THANK YOU.