Friend: You know what I haven’t watched?
Me: Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets.
Friend: No. Well, yes, but
Me: Harry Brown.
Friend: What even is th-
Me: Star Wars: Ewoks: The Battle for Endor
Friend: That can’t be rea-
Me: Hidden Figures.
Friend: Look, I’ll get around to that o-
Me: The Scorpion King 4
Friend: I actually have seen that one. But no, I was thinking of Old Boy.
Me: Oh yeah, I haven’t seen that either but I’ve been hyping it up in my head for like 4 years. We should watch it together and have a par-tay
Friend: We should not party together.
Me: Yeah. I don’t think you could handle my kind of partying.
Friend: What, do you sit around and drink tea?
Me: And it gets really crazy.