Drunk Party Guest: yo that teacher from Billy Madison tho
Friend: I feel as though casting a sexy young woman in the role of a teacher plays into-
Drunk Party Guest: stereotype or not I don’t care I just wanna take her home hahaha am I right?
Everyone: ehhhhhhhhhhhh
Drunk Party Guest: you guys wanna hear a beastiality story?
Everyone: no not really
Drunk Party Guest: there was like, this famous woman who like
Everyone: no really, stop
Drunk Party Guest: and she got fucked by a horse. I dunno. I read it in a history book like, years ago
Me: by god you’re a scholar