The Air Conditioner (Part 1)

Lexi, over text: Beloved strong friend, what are you doing this evening?

Me: You need me to install an air conditioner in your bedroom.

Lexi: Please.

Me: I can be there at like, 9:30

I’ve never actually been to Lexi’s before. By 8:00 she’s not answering any texts for some reason, so I roll on up to her place and ring the doorbell. Some random white lady answers the door.

Me: Uhhhmhmhmhhmhmhm am I in the wrong place?

Random White Lady: Are you Matt?

Me: I think so

Random White Lady: I’m Grace, Lexi’s friend.

Me: Oh hi Lexi’s friend Grace

Grace: She’s not here right now but come on in

Me: Sure, this isn’t weird at all